You Know You Are Obessed With Celine Dion When..........

you leave New York in the middle of winter to attend Celine's final concert via amtrax to Montreal ! 

you can recite her whole life story.

you turn on the televison set just see if you can catch a glimpse of Celine on any program.

you find it necessary to correct everyone with pronouncation of her name.

you hear Celine on the radio you turn it up and you are now offically in Celineland.

you visit the music store just to check on out the Celine Dion section.
 

you stay up all night to see Celine perform on a show knowing that she will be the last one to perform, but it is worth it even if you have school the very next day.

your englsih teacher ask you to write an essay about your role model and you do it on Celine and score an A+, with her asking how do you know so much about her?

your friends know as much about Celine as you do.

you stay back for the ending credits to Titanic, Up Close And Personal, Stuart Little 2 etc, just to hear Celine sing the theme song, even though everyone has left the theather.

Eh becomes a part of your everday vocabulary. 

someone ask who is Celine Dion, you freak out!What? Who is Celine Dion!

you can recognize Celine's songs without
hearing the lyrics- just the opening music.

you make it a point to sneeze the Celine Dion way.

the number 5 becomes your favourite number.

you take golf lessons just because it is a part of Celine's life.

Celine will now be afraid to meet you, becasue you know more about her than she does. 

there is always a Celine Dion quote for every conversation.

color is no longer a word, but colour is.

you make it a point to be fluent in French as well as English.

no one will will say anything bad about Celine to your face, because they are afarid of the consquences.

you can apply one of Celine's song to any and every situation.

you are at work and when a Celine Dion song comes on, you stop... and sing along until the song is over. 

you have a bigger collection of cd's than Celine herself.

March 30 is considered a national holiday.

you carry a 1968 nickel as a lucky charm.

you can recite everyone of Celine's songs words for words.

your days conists of sitting by the tv flipping through the channels just to see Celine with the vcr set to record, and the remote in the other hand. 

you hide your Celine Dion collection in a secret treasured palce in your room.

you do not trust to lend anyone your Celine cd collection.

you turn every conversation into a Celine Dion releated one.

in public if Celine is on, you make everyone shut up until the song is over and then pick up where you left off as if nothing happened.

go to Montreal just to eat at Celine Dion's restaruant Nickels.

your favorite color is red, white , and black.

you find your closet filled with SHOES!

you find yourself purchasing tickets for a Celine Dion concert a year ahead of time